Vote in the First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook-Off Plus 5-Book Giveaway!

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Exciting things are happening in the magical land of fairy tales!! Read on to find out about the First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook-Off! Find out how to cast your vote to help choose a winner. Find out out to get your name in a drawing for a chance to win one of five copies of A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale.

Win one of five copies!

Notice you can get your name in the drawing more than once!!!

Since William (of A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale) mistakenly turned fairy tale ingredients into delectable dishes and cooked up several new happily-ever-afters, the magical land of fairy tales has gone wild for cooking.

For weeks they binge-watched cooking shows and then decided to have a cooking competition of their own. They threw around some ideas and the First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook Off was born.

They named Goldilocks as judge since she has a very picky palate. The competition became very heated when the Big Bad Wolf gobbled Little Red Riding Hood’s dish right out of her picnic basket before Goldilocks had a chance to sample it.

Also, the witch from Hansel and Gretel built a gingerbread house that might’ve won the competition hands down had she not been trying to lure the competing chefs into her room-sized oven. When Goldilocks told her that she was disqualified, she became boiling mad and stomped off shouting, “I’ve been burned!”

Despite the trouble, Goldilocks was able to narrow it down to the three final chefs. Now it’s up to you to read about their entries and vote for your favorite chef by commenting below.

Not only will a First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook Off winner be named after the votes are tallied, but your vote will land your name in a drawing for one of five signed copies of A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale. Voting will end at midnight CST on November 30th so be sure to comment before then or your coach will turn into a pumpkin and . . . oh wait . . . that’s another story. **But if you don’t vote by then you won’t be a part of choosing the First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook Off winner. You know you want to be a part of this happily-ever-after!

Want your name in the pot two times? Then visit my page in the SCBWI BookStop and sign my guest book! Just click HERE to go my page. My guest book is right under my photo. While you’re there browse around. There are so many great books to view!

Want your name in the pot a third time? Share this on Twitter with one of the two prepared tweets below. I’ll be tracking hashtags. Just copy and post to Twitter! Easy Peasy!

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Now for the finalists of the First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook Off!

Little Pig

Little Pig’s entry was inspired by his house which was blown away! 

Straw House Treats

INGREDIENTS

  • 18 oz white chocolate
  • 3 cups pretzel sticks, broken into pieces (as if the Big Bad Wolf has blown down the stick house)
  • 2 cups salted peanuts
  • 1½ cup Craisins

INSTRUCTIONS

  1. Place white chocolate in a large microwave-safe bowl and microwave for 20 seconds. Stir and repeat until melted and smooth. (You can also melt chocolate in a double boiler.)
  2. Stir pretzel sticks, peanuts, and Craisins into chocolate.
  3. Drop rounded spoonfuls onto wax paper.
  4. Cool and enjoy!

Fairy Godmother

Fairy Godmother has outdone herself and she didn’t even use a wand! 

Pumpkin Patch Pudding

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 box Instant Chocolate Pudding
  • 3 cups milk
  • 2 packages Oreos
  • 1 package Green Sour Straws Candy
  • 1 package Pumpkin Candies

INSTRUCTIONS

  1. Make the pudding by following directions on the box (whisk together pudding mix and 3 cups cold milk).
  2. Use a food processor to crush the Oreos until smooth.
  3. Layer the Oreos and chocolate pudding in a clear cup. Oreos, pudding, Oreos, pudding, and top with Oreos.
  4. Top with a Green Sour Straw candy cut in half (the pumpkin vine) and three pumpkin candies.
  5. Serve with a spoon!

Giant

Giant came through in a BIG way with his entry! 

Giantly Delicious Cloud Cake

INGREDIENTS

  • 9 oz. angel food cake (homemade or store bought)
  • 1 ½ cups of Cook Whip
  • 6 snack size Kit Kat bars, chopped
  • Cocoa powder, optional
  • Chocolate syrup

DIRECTIONS

  1. Cut angel food cake in half horizontally
  2. Stir chopped Kit Kat pieces into Cook Whip
  3. Spread Cool Whip, Kit Kat mixture on bottom half of cake
  4. Lay top half of cake on top of mixture
  5. Dust with cocoa powder if desired
  6. Slice and serve with chocolate syrup drizzle

Now it’s your turn to vote and help pick the winner of the First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook Off! Leave your comment below with your choice—

  • Little Pig
  • Fairy Godmother
  • Giant

*****Remember Three Ways to Get Your Name in the Drawing For One of Five Copies of
A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale.

  1. Leave your choice of winner below.
  2. Leave a comment in my SCBWI BookStop guest book found right below my photo. Find that by clicking HERE.
  3. Tweet one of the prepared tweets below! Easy peasy!

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I hope you’ll spread the news of the First-Ever Fairy Tale Cook Off far and wide! I think it should go viral, don’t you?

Thanks so much for coming by!!!

 

 

GIVEAWAY!!! Two Copies of A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale! Plus Book Signing and Pre-Order Information

Yes! A Goodreads giveaway. Easy to enter! I’ll send a signed copy to each of the two winners. US residents only. Simply click on the cover of A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale and you will be taken straight to the giveaway. Good luck!

I hope you’re able to join me at my signing to celebrate the release of my new book, A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale (on-sale date 9-5-17). See synopsis and reviews below.

Book Signing with Penny Parker Klostermann
Tuesday September 5th • 4:00-6:00 pm
Texas Star Trading Co.•174 Cypress St.•Abilene, TX
**See convenient Pre-Order Details below

If you’d like a copy of my book please take advantage of the pre-order price of only $15.00 (Regular retail price is $17.99) by giving Texas Star Trading Co. a call at 325-672-9696. They’ll reserve a copy for you and it will be waiting for you when you arrive. You can even have it signed ahead of time if you choose. Just give them the personalization details when you call to pre-order. Copies will be available at the book signing for the special, pre-order price of $15.00

Even if you can’t make it to the signing you can take advantage of the pre-order price through Sept. 5, 2017. Go straight to their website by clicking HERE, add your personalization details per website instructions, and have your signed book shipped to you.

If you are going to pick your pre-ordered copy up from Texas Star Trading Co. instead of having it shipped, then you should call to pre-order and let them know your personalization details at that time.

Synopsis: From the creators of There Was an Old Dragon Who Swallowed a Knight comes a fun fractured fairy tale about an aspiring chef who mistakenly turns story ingredients into delectable dishes. . . . Uh-oh!

In the magical land of fairy tales, William doesn’t quite fit in. He’d rather poach pears than pursue princesses, and he values gnocchi over knighthood. . . .

When he stumbles on a delivery of food destined for Fairy-Tale Headquarters (a pumpkin, apples, and a few measly beans), he decides to spice things up and whips the paltry ingredients into delectable dishes. But as you might have guessed, Snow White’s wicked stepmother doesn’t exactly want her magic apple baked and drizzled with caramel.

The team that brought you There Was an Old Dragon Who Swallowed a Knight delivers a hilariously fractured, whipped, and souffléed fairy tale that is chock-full of delicious details and jokes to satisfy every appetite!

Praise for A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale:

KirkusKlostermann’s triple-twisted tale is a cute concoction that children familiar with the traditional stories will enjoy.

School Library Journal~ a fine recipe for a fractured fairy tale—blend familiar storybook characters with lots of dialogue, add a pinch of disharmony, and stir in a happy-ever-after ending.

A Great Nephew and a Great Aunt: Blogging Break and 98 Collaborations!

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Thanks to Jama at Jama’s Alphabet Soup for hosting Poetry Friday today. If you’d like to know more about Poetry Friday, click HERE for an explanation by Renee LaTulippe.

Ants may rule the hill, but they don’t rule here! Art by Landon

Ants may rule the hill, but they don’t rule here! Art by Landon

Welcome! Today I wanted to share that A Great Nephew and A Great Aunt will be taking a break. (more info below) My next book, A COOKED-UP FAIRY TALE, is coming Sept. 5, 2017 and I want to have some extra time to prepare for the release.

About the Book

From the creators of There Was an Old Dragon Who Swallowed a Knight comes a fun fractured fairy tale about an aspiring chef who mistakenly turns story ingredients into delectable dishes. . . . Uh-oh!

In the magical land of fairy tales, William doesn’t quite fit in. He’d rather poach pears than pursue princesses, and he values gnocchi over knighthood. . . .

When he stumbles on a delivery of food destined for Fairy-Tale Headquarters (a pumpkin, apples, and a few measly beans), he decides to spice things up and whips the paltry ingredients into delectable dishes. But as you might have guessed, Snow White’s wicked stepmother doesn’t exactly want her magic apple baked and drizzled with caramel.

The team that brought you There Was an Old Dragon Who Swallowed a Knight delivers a hilariously fractured, whipped, and souffléed fairy tale that is chock-full of delicious details and jokes to satisfy every appetite!

Click HERE to Pre-Order on Amazon.

While you’re waiting for A Great Nephew and A Great Aunt to return, take some time to browse through previous episodes. Between my collaborations with Landon and all the guest collaborations, the series has racked up 98 episodes!!! That’s more than enough to keep you immersed in poetry and art until the series returns in the fall. I keep them on a page right here on my website. It’s the tab at the top labeled A Great Nephew and A Great Aunt. But today I wanted to list them in this post with links for your browsing pleasure. When I look through the list at the guests who have collaborated in the series, I am amazed. So many talented writers and artists have participated. So scroll down and find someone you know and check out their collaboration. Or pick someone new to you. Or pick two or three or more! And look for new collaborations this fall.

Guests Episodes

Episode 1: Vivian Kirkfield & Grandson, Jeremy
Episode 2: David & Jeff Harrison, Father & Son
Episode 3: Laura Sassi and Daughter, little miss A
Episode 4: Catherine Johnson and Daughter, Hannah
Episode 5: Renée LaTulippe and Twin Sons, Claudio and Lorenzo
Episode 6: Kirsti Call and Daughter, Naomi
Episode 7: Pat Zietlow Miller and Daughter, Sonia
Episode 8: Diana Murray and Daughters, Kate and Jane
Episode 9: Laura Purdie Salas and Niece, Lily
Episode 10: Michelle Heidenrich Barnes and Daughter, Miranda
Episode 11: Julie Rowan-Zoch and Son, Aaron
Episode 12: Randi Sonenshine and Son, Ethan
Episode 13: Carrie Finison, Daughter, Mia, and Son, Eben
Episode 14: Erik and Josie Weibel, Brother and Sister
Episode 15: Rebecca Colby and Daughters, Sasha and Alanna
Episode 16: Iza Trapani and Stepson, Gabe
Episode 17: Lori Degman and Son, Brian
Episode 18: Elaine Kiely Kearns and Tomie dePaola-Friends/Student/Teacher
Episode 19: Cathy Ballou Mealey and Daughter, Grace
Episode 20: Jill Esbaum and Great Niece, Emaline
Episode 21: Linda Baie and Granddaughter, Ingrid
Episode 22: Julie Hedlund and Daughter, Molly
Episode 23: Kirsti Call and Daughter, Sydney
Episode 24: Sandy Lowe and Granddaughter, Mary
Episode 25: Amy Ludwig VanDerwater and Daughter, Georgia
Episode 26: Kristi Call and Daughter, Sophia
Episode 27: Kim Norman and Great Niece and Nephew, Beth Ann and Eric Woodruff
Episode 28: Buffy Silverman and Daughter, Emma
Episode 29: Henry Herz and Niece, Kate
Episode 30: Rosi Hollinbeck and Granddaughter, Gracie
Episode 31: Janet Wong and Sylvia Vardell, Friends
Episode 32: Nancy Raines Day and Great Granddaughter, McKenna
Episode 33: Violet Nesdoly and Grandson, Liam
Episode 34: Kirsti Call and Son, Sammy
Episode 35: Matt Forrest Esenwine With Daughter and Son
Episode 36: Irene Latham and Niece, Anna
Episode 37: Laura Shovan and Niece, Madeline
Episode 38: Kirsti Call and Son, James
Episode 39: Maria Gianferrari and Daughter, Anya
Episode 40: Ken Slesarik and His 1st-Grade Poets
Episode 41: Suzy Levinson and Her Niece, Svetlana
Episode 42: Charles Waters, His Niece, Amani, and His Nephew, Dane
Episode 43: Robyn Hood Black and her Niece, Sara
Episode 44: Brenda Harsham and Son, Kyle
Episode 45: Jennifer Cole Judd and Daughter, Anna
Episode 46: Carrie Charley Brown and Daughter, Chloe
Episode 47: Margaret Simon and Nephew, Jack
Episode 48: Brenda Harsham and Daughter, Anna
Episode 49: Miranda Paul and son, Amani + friend-bots, Tiffany and Aria
Episode 50: Annie Bailey and Son, Connor
Episode 50: Susan Kralovansky and Granddaughter, Layla
Episode 50: Laura Mucha and Her Friend’s Daughter, Poppy
Episode 50: Lynne Marie and her Daughter, Kayla Michelle
Episode 51: Liz Steinglass and Her Daughter, Naomi
Episode 52: Kristin Gray and Her 10-year-old Son, Copeland
Episode 53: Dave Gray and His Daughter, Erin
Episode 54: Ken Slesarik and His Daughter, Catherine
Episode 55: Matt Forrest Esenwine and His Daughter, Katherine
Episode 56: Rebecca Gomez and Her Niece, Rebekah
Episode 57: Nancy Tupper Ling and Her Daughter, Sarah
Episode 58: Linda Mitchell, Her Nephew Ian, Her Niece Aleah, and Her Niece Cora
Episode 59: Heidi Mordhorst and Her 2nd Grade Students
Episode 60: Sylvia Liu and Her Daughter, Sarah
Episode 61: Marcie Colleen and Three Nieces-Elizabeth, Elena, and Emily
Episode 62: Betsy Devany and Her Grandson, Landon
Episode 63: Laura Chamberlain Gehl With a Son and a Daughter
Episode 64: Carrie Clickard and Her Nephew, Brent
Episode 65: Linda Ashman and Her Young Friends, Mischa and Phoebe
Episode 66: Josh Funk and His Daughter, Chloe

Episodes Featuring Landon & Penny

Episode 1: An Adventuresome Moose
Episode 2: Robot Repair
Episode 3: OUCH!
Episode 4: Frolicking Foliage
Episode 5: Trick-or-Treats
Episode 6: Peach Pie
Episode 7: Leftover Turkey
Episode 8: Crumbled
Episode 9: Signed: Mr. Hare
Episode 10: I See a Heart
Episode 11: Tea Party
Episode 12: A Cow, a Moon, and a Suspicion
Episode 13: Haiku Achoo
Episode 14: Super Staples
Episode 15: Liberty
Episode 16: Elephant Robot vs. Mutant Dog Fish Plus The Landon Gallery
Episode 17: One More, Two More, S’More
Episode 18: Buttons
Episode 19: A Chant for Rudolph
Episode 20: Bee Buffet (featuring Landon’s sister Klaire)
Episode 21: A Day in the Life of Frog (featuring Landon’s sister, Kallie)
Episode 22: I’ll Take Eight of Those
Episode 23: Skipping Stone’s Autobiography
Episode 24: Springtime on Parade (featuring Penny’s great niece, Lorelai)
Episode 25: Pencil Riddle
Episode 26: Witch’s Brewing Dilemma 
Episode 27: Gobbling Getaway (featuring Penny’s great niece and Landon’s sister, Klaire)
Episode 28: Santa’s Team (featuring Penny’s great niece, Kennedy)
Episode 29: Butterfly
Episode 30: Frankenstein Valentine
Episode 31: Winter Show: Starring Snow (featuring Penny’s great nephew, Preston, along with his sister, Kennedy)
Episode 32: Zeppelin


Meet Great Aunt Penny (the one who blogs here): Penny Parker Klostermann is the author of There Was an Old Dragon Who Swallowed a Knight (Random House Books for Young Readers, 2015) and the upcoming, A Cooked-Up Fairy Tale(Random House, 2017). She loves all kinds of books, but especially loves very silly picture books that make her laugh. She has been known to hug her favorite picture books and seriously hopes that someday her books will gain huggable status too.

Penny grew up in Colorado and now lives in Abilene, Texas-the Storybook Capital of Texas!

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